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Dem boys seh…Jagdeo tell teacha ‘C’ fuh seawall

Mar 16, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

There is a saying that dem boys know a long time and dem use to warn people. Is that same saying mek dem boys keeping far from politicians.
The saying is, “Never sleep wid a politician because you never know when you will be screwed.”
One man who sleep wid dem politician in such a bad way that doctors can’t find de remedy to treat him.
Dem boys hear he drinking all kind of thing every day and nutten seems to be helping him get over that screw.
This man building a big hotel and Jagdeo, that scamp, promise him a casino licence. Now Donald Dumb who can’t screw a bulb, screw this man.
It look like Moses want screw dem boys wid de radio licence de screw dis man wid de casino licence.
Dem boys got a message fuh Moses and Leonard Shadick. If dem think dem gun screw de boys, dem lie. Dem boys know good how fuh handle screwdriver.
And dem tighten a lot of stuff. Ask Bobby and Jagdeo and dem other Bees.
Dem screw up de country so much that even dem children wha coming out of school spelling like some of dem politicians.
Dem boys ask Rob de Earth to name a word that begin wid L. He seh elephant.
Jagdeo is another one. When he was learning de alphabet he use to seh, A fuh Orange, B fuh Babbie and C fuh Seawall. That is how he end up living next to de seawall, he best friend is Babbie, and he like sucking nuff orange. He even employ C fuh Satar because Satar use to tell him how he is de wisest man in Guyana. He tell Jagdeo a wise man hears one word and understands ten.
Jagdeo does hear ten words and understand one. Dem boys seh most of de time he even got problems understanding de same one word—hanesty.
Talk half and try fuh understand one word at a time.

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