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Jagdeo and Donald con Buddy wid jumbie Mathematics

Mar 08, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

When you start to go to school teachers does give you match sticks to learn to count. That is because some people does tangle up dem fingers. Some of dem does count dem fingers and end up wid 14 instead of ten.
When dem get big is de same problem. When Donald was going to school people believe that he was a bright boy. He coulda count fast and he coulda divide and add. But as old people seh, when you mix wid idiots you does tun idiot and when you mix wid smart people you does tun smart. Donald mix wid Jagdeo.
Buddy’s mix wid all two of dem. He mix wid Jagdeo first and then he mix wid Donald.  Dem boys seh he head spinning because he can’t ketch heself. He sit down wid Jagdeo and he get con.
De story start off wid de casino licence. When he, Buddy, did own Princess, he get a licence fuh operate a casino. He sell out de place and Jagdeo tell him not to worry, that he would get another licence.
But de same Jagdeo seh that no region would get more than three casino licence. And that is how dem boys learn jumbie mathematics because Jagdeo give Princess one licence and he give de Marriott one. He then decide to give Ed Ahmad one and he give Buddy’s another.
Buddy was happy till he open de paper and read how Cliffy get a licence too so he tek out he fingers and start to count. He get five.
Five casino got to get three licence. Only Jagdeo know that jumbie maths.
Buddy call Jagdeo and get no answer. Then he call Donald only to find out that he, Buddy’s, had no licence. Dem boys see when he shake he head. If Jagdeo can con Buddy, wha he gun do to Uncle Adam and Uncle Glenn. Imagine wha he doing to de people of Guyana.
Dem boys seh that Buddy think he was family, like he name suggest. He find out that he wasn’t even adopted, just tolerated.
Talk half and don’t tie bundle wid Jagdeo.

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