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There is nothing like a perfect crime

Feb 26, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

SOCU is de new kid on de block who playing police, running in people place lef, right and centre.
Normally, dem woulda never do that but a white man come and tell dem fuh run here and run there like a headless fowl cock. De white man gone.
Dem boys hear dem running after de wrong set of people –people wid li’l millions and not going after de real big boys.
And dem boys did hear that last week a certain politician give instructions to release one man after he tek a $10 million. Dem boys nah certain whether is bribe or is party contribution.
Dem boys keeping a close watch pun de situation and dem gun report to Soulja Bai when dem get de full findings.
Dem boys also keeping a close eye pun some other state institutions like de GEA. De information dem boys got at hand show that more than half of de fuel used in Guyana is smuggle fuel.
Dem boys know that most of de people who smuggling in de fuel close to Jagdeo. Dem is either close friends or relatives. SOCU and de DEA got to realize that this is bigger than cocaine, and gold. Is millions of Uncle Sam dollars flinging around de place. That is why Rohee and Jagdeo vex because SOCU conducting raids pun dem family and friends. Times change, government change so things have to change, even de language. There was a time when pussy was a cat, when sex was gender, when bitch was a female dog, when dick was a name, when BJ was a nickname, bang was a sound, rubber was nothing but an eraser, ass was an animal, screw was just a fixing tool, balls meant a round toy, nut meant dried fruit, 69 was just a number. Then we meet all dem politicians in Guyana who change all de meaning.
Talk half and hope SOCU don’t get another meaning like Suck You.

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