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Dem nite clubs plan fuh Valentine

Feb 14, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Today is Valentine’s Day and everybody know wha does come wid Valentine. Is nuff roses, chocolates and kisses. Of course, kiss have kiss back just like how knock got knock back and pull got pull back.
Republic Bank pull back dem ads. Dem boys want tell dem that dem is not de only people who can pull. De boss man seh he pulling out he big wad from de bank. And he got friends, staff and family who seh that dem pulling out dem money, too.
Dem boys seh dem waiting fuh de Republic Bank boss man who out of de country. Dem boys hear he write he wife a lovely, romantic Valentine message. In that message he missed an ‘E’ in de last word. Now he seeking police protection. He want See-All to give he special protection fuh come back.
This de message. “Hi darling, I am experiencing de best time of my life and I wish you were her.” When she call de fuss time and read de message to him he tell she how de Waterfalls paper pull out de ‘E’. De Waterfalls boss man ask one of he staff wheh she going fuh Valentine. Like she couldn’t wait fuh he ask that question.
Right away she seh ‘704’. “Is wha going on deh?”
She seh, ‘Shred your Ex. Dem shred you heart and it is time you return de favour.”
Dem got to walk wid a photograph of de EX and de people gun provide a shredding machine. That machine gun shred anything to pieces. On top of that, is free wings while doing it.
Palm Court got a two course dinner wid a complimentary bottle of red wine. A lot of wining guh tek place.
Gravity is Nite of Love. Dem boys hear beds would be provided but not blankets or sheets.
At Buddy’s people gun get Valentine rice—that is rice sprinkle wid red dye; and bake chicken or fish. He promise free likker and dance whole night fuh free.
Princess Ramada got a 60 minutes aromatic massage and a deluxe pedicure fuh de woman. Dem got 10 minute facial fuh man, plus dinner. Both man and woman will be treated to cheese cake after dinner.
Pegasus got a poolside dinner wid sliced Virginia wid stuff eggs. When dem boys see de word Virginia dem though was an African circumcision fuh women.
At de Barriott you will be provided wid special meat— Jagdeo, Brassington and Marcie – According to de Country Manager, you can have dem curry, roast or baked.
Talk half and remember dem boys love all Guyana, except, you know who and who. So Happy Valentine to all of you except, who and who.

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