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Feb 03, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

If Jagdeo yelled for 12 years, 7 months and 6 days he would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If Brazzington farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!) And that explains why the NICIL building needed so much repairs.
If Donald Dumb banged his head against a wall, he uses 150 calories in an hour. (hope Soulja Bai don’t try this at home;  maybe at work.)  And this explains why Donald Dumb not in de parliament or even in he own party.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. Does this sound like Kwame Mc Coy. (Creepy)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field. Who like to jump ship? Kantractas???  Gerry, Boyahs, Brian, Bess, McLean and some of Jagdeo other friends??
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. Jagdeo friend Bobbie got more than that. He taste everything in this world expect them four walls in Lot 12.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. Did Jagdeo ever?
Butterflies taste with their feet. Clinty de Willie like taste jumbo prawns and big basha.
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. Brazzy too.
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. (Dem got nuff people in de new govt like that.)
Starfish have no brains.  (Dem got nuff people in de old people like that, too.)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light. (Wonder how much the PPP government paid to figure that out.)
Talk half and don’t accuse dem boys of writing this column.

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