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Police pull in Jagdeo people

Jan 14, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Not so long ago when Soulja Bai been in prison and loose dem scamps he ask de rest of dem what was their goals in life.  De number one answer was to get rich like Jagdeo. De second priority was to get famous like Brassington.
Soulja Bai tell dem that all dem got dem priorities mix up. He went on to say to dem “If you get famous like Brassington you gun end up wid pumpkin jumpsuit behind Uncle Sam iron bars. And if you get rich like Jagdeo you ain’t going nowhere but right here.”
Dem boys hear plenty of dem who wuk under Jagdeo gun follow right behind him. De police already asking dem questions.
See-all call Gail and ask she wha part she hide she money. She tell he ask Jagdeo. Then he send and call Irfaat. From de time de police tun up he start to smell funny. He still smelling funny because dem tell him dem gun question him again.
Poor Sam who never know fuh thief but who can beg get pull in too. Dem boys hear when he was about to lef he house he tell Yvonne that if he don’t come back bring he pajama and de long foot shorts.
Nigel Dharm Shala get pull in too. Dem boys hear he go wid a three-piece suit and tell dem how he gun represent heself.
Brazzy deputy and she husband change dem telephone number. Wha dem don’t know is that See-all tell dem boys that both of dem pass question stage. Dem got de answer.
See-all tell dem boys last night that all of dem big one got to get pull in. De only one who wouldn’t get pull in is Donald Dumb. He like go to Sleep out and sing karaoke. He would sing fuh all of dem from he verandah and C fuh Satar gun hear him.
Talk half and see how dem going to jail one by one.

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