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Dem drug busts exposing nuff people

Nov 21, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Thousands of years ago man discover that he can fetch more than one thing at a time. When he start to hunt and he kill a big animal he used to cut off wha he can eat. But he had to wuk out a way to carry fuh he family. Eventually he and friends devise a sling. But that was only fuh certain thing.
As time pass and he start to gather fruits and de sling couldn’t wuk  he devise and devise till he find a basket. Later in life when he end up in jail he find that de Creatah give he a special basket.  When people like to talk is a bad thing; de man tell couple people and eventually de people in jail start to check he basket.
Dem boys seh that when women hear dem realize that dem better than man because dem had two basket. De news tek long to reach St Lucia but like anything in de region, news does really travel. That is how two St Lucian women come to Guyana to try out dem basket. Of course dem get ketch but is de amount dem coulda hold.
De other day another woman had a stomach like a mule. Dem boys seh that dem woulda like to see wha she does eat because she end up wid three pounds of cocaine in she stomach. She lucky that she stomach hold dem things fuh so long. But soon after de people hold she was another story.
Dem boys know that when you get in trouble you bowels does loosen and that is wha happen to she. In de height of de questioning she bowels call out.  De girl pass out more pellets than a goat. Now she can talk bout de Guinness Book of records because she talk bout other things. De people who was waiting fuh she got to wait pun de Feds.
But one thing still got dem boys worrying. If so many people getting busted why de rest of dem trying? One man seh that some of dem getting through so de whole thing is like a lotto.
Talk half and wait fuh more.

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