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Sweet mouth does wuk belly

Oct 16, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

In de heat of traffic a man ride pun de harbour Bridge, park he bicycle, tek off he shoes and dive over de side. It had to be that de man was blind or he was mekking joke because he dive pun de pontoon at de bottom. He miss de big river.
When dem boys ask wha happen he tell dem that he get vex because he uncle tell him that he always talking pun de phone. He brick up de phone and decide that he gun kill heself. Is a regular thing. It regular like de man who like to give way other people thing once he get a piece of de thing.
People didn’t know but when he decide to give away de Sanata complex he mek sure that he would escape prosecution. He get de Cabinet to vote to give he best friend and then he go round and ensure that he friend realize that he got to get a share. That is how Jagdeo own a big piece of de Hard Times newspaper and de TV station.
Giving away de Sanata complex sweeten him because he hit upon a plan to give away something else. He didn’t check to see that giving away things is not part of de presidential duty. De president can mek decisions but he can’t tek de people property and give it away. That is criminal and is that gun mek he tail get roast when dem boys carry him to court.
De unit that Soulja Bai set up dun  check pun de land by de seawall and find out that Jagdeo give away fuh little or nutten and then de people who get decide to sell. Everybody get rich. Dem boys gun find out who pay tax and who and who hold on to de cheap property.
Old people does always seh that wha sweet in you mouth does be bitter in you tail. Whole day yesterday some of dem old Ministers was trying to give away de Pradoville land. Was as if de land get hot—too hot to handle.
Old people does also seh that sweet mouth does wuk belly. All of dem who tek land from Jagdeo had diarrhea yesterday.
People now seeing jail. Nuff of dem went to Jagdeo house but Jagdeo had more sense than dem; he run way to Church Street.
Talk half and watch when Soulja Bai start to clean out dem jail cell.

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