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Dem boys seh…Time longer than twine

Sep 30, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Time longer than twine. All of dem who think that dem had all de time in de world to do as dem like and how dem like suddenly find out that dem running out of time.
Dem boys seh de older you get, the faster time goes. Ask de Lunch man and Donald. Ask Uncle Adam too.
When dem was in play school, time use to crawl at a snail’s pace. Now, not only do years go by quickly, but entire decades disappear in de twinkle of an eye and it carry nuff of dem teeth! Ask Luncheon. And it carry way hair. Ask that scamp Jagdeo, de fat crook Brassington and de Dumb Donald.
Dem boys read a very interesting thing about what “time” it is in your life, depending on your age.
If you are——
15, the time is 10:25 A.M.
20, the time is 11:34 A.M.
25, the time is 12:42 P.M.
30, the time is 1:51 P.M.
35, the time is 3:00 P.M.
40, the time is 4:08 P.M.
45, the time is 5:15 P.M.
50, the time is 6:25 P.M.
55, the time is 7:34 P.M.
60, the time is 8:42 P.M.
65, the time is 9:51 P.M.
70, the time is 11:00 P.M.
Dem boys know wheh all dem scamps, crooks and thieves deh. Dem boys seh dem don’t know where that puts you, but for Uncle Adam it’s about 8:45 P.M. wid hair pun he head all he teeth in he mouth fuh bite all dem scamps a little more.
Talk half and wonder what “time” is it for you, and what would you like to do before “midnight”?

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