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De driver full out Rohee bank loan application

Sep 01, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

De govt young but it got a lot of old people inside. It done start to look like if Alzheimer’s step in on a lot of dem. Dem done forget fuh remember plenty things.

Dem promise to put people before de court on every corrupt transaction dem find. GRA ketch Irfaat wid two vehicle in he name. He didn’t pay duty pun one. Dem boys seh he suppose to done deh before de court but it look like all of dem get Alzheimer’s and don’t remember de campaign message.

If dem think dem gun continue forgetting like this, dem lie. De people done vex already and dem talking all over de country that wha Soulja Bai and Moses promise dem not delivering.

Dem did promise big changes in de media. Instead, dem thief a li’l man who use to wuk wid de devil. He name Nigel de Willie.

Dem boys seh when he been at de Big Market paper he was a journalist. Then de devil cast a spell over him and for a few dollars, he sell he soul and gone wid de devil.

In de devil newspaper he proppa cuss Soulja Bai, and Rum Jattan when dem all been in de opposition. Now that govt change, dem boys seh he change too. Dem boys got dem eyes open wide to read when he gun dig some cuss in dem same people who was he paymaster yesterday.

Dem boys seh Nigel de Willie should thank de Creatah that overnight dem old people get Alzheimer’s disease so that he can get hire at de govt paper.

Rohee got Alzheimer’s too. Yesterday he tell de reporter when she ask him when Jagdeo will tell de nation wheh he get he get money to build de mansion.

He always promise to talk about but he ducking. He seh he can’t answer fuh Jagdeo. He can only talk fuh heself.

Dem boys ask him how he build he house at Pradoville2. He look round de room as if he paglee. He was buying time to think of an answer then he seh that he tek a loan.

De story get sweetah when dem boys ask ee wheh he get de loan from. He couldn’t remember. He stammer, then he call Zulfie, de executive secretary to de party, who was sitting down next to him at de press conference.

Zulfie seh, “What you asking me? Is nah you driver full out de loan form fuh you?”

Talk half and think about a man who can’t remember which bank he borrow money from fuh build he house.

 

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