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Dem boys seh… Jagdeo like things in threes

Aug 20, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Jagdeo and he friends always like things in three and de Creator give some of dem things in
three. That is how Jagdeo run and hug up de Chat-3. He hire de Shaat Scamp who does always wet up he pants front because he is three inches shaat.
Jagdeo like read and he read that Osama bin Laden had three wives wid him when Obama ketch up wid him. He read that Burnham serve three terms as President so he want to serve three terms as President. He got somebody to file a legal action fuh a judge grant him de third term. Chang, who serving he third term in de court system, seh that Jagdeo can serve a third term.
Dem boys seh that he running from de three-year jail term wha watching him in de Berbice court after Chris Ram tek him to court over dem remark he mek.
He got three keys fuh he front door. De man got three TV in each room, three safe in de mansion fuh hold he money; he does walk wid three wallet in he pocket. He got three fridge in he kitchen, three big stoves, three air conditioners and of course three transformers, because he got three swimming pool and it does tek a lot of power fuh warm dem up whenever dem got de kinky party some night.
Under de same mansion Jagdeo got three tunnel, because he always frighten that de authorities gun put dem hands pun him fuh de wrang things that he do. One of dem tunnel is three miles long. He got three media house—radio, TV and newspaper—and he refuse to hire three editor.
Jagdeo did fix he pension suh that he could get $3 million a month. Is only when Soulja Bai come to power that de money wha Jagdeo use to get cut down from de $3 million.
Dem boys seh de only thing Jagdeo ain’t got is three wives. He couldn’t even keep one. After de way he treat de one he had no woman ain’t want tek de chance to saddle sheself wid a man who wasn’t even sure he married.
None of dem Chinee gyal ain’t want nutten fuh duh wid he although he mek nuff deals wid dem Chinee.  He even sell 300 acre of land to de Chinese company name Bai Shan Lin.
De same Jagdeo give dem Chinee three contract, one fuh de airport expansion, one fuh de Marriott and one fuh deep water harbour. De last one fall through.
Dem boys seh that since Jagdeo like things in threes he got to prepare fuh three life sentence. Rum Jattan deh hot pun he tail.
Talk half and wait fuh see three friends—Jagdeo, Brassington and Ashni—linked together by handcuffs.

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