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Jordan tek way Jagdeo Balgobin

Jul 31, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Balgobin was always de fall guy in class. He always smart everybody including ee teachers. Jagdeo know dem Balgobin story very good, suh he hire a Balgobin and guess wheh ee put dis man fuh wuk? In de Ministry of Finance.
This Balgobin use to tell every contractor that it gun cost dem four to 25 per cent on every contract. Jagdeo filthy rich now and Jordan, de new kid on de block, could start collecting he piece soon, if he want. Soulja Bai talking bout code of conduct, but by de time de code come in, de conduct gun lef and carry Jordan wid him.
Berry Berry had he own code. He accustom to slap and strip woman. That is why de police slap a charge in him.
He now join GT Barbie, de gyal that skin she BT pun Freddie.
Dem boys happy that slap and strip gone in front of de same nice gyal magistrate who tame Jagdeo. She gun tame Slap and Strip too.
He gun be suh tame that if he want pee he gun ask permission.
Sean Hinds had to do that fuh three days. He walk in to de police station and as soon as he sit down pun de bench he start crying that he ain’t know wha going on in ee head.
He tell Seeall that Jagdeo, Ramotar and Sooba put jumbie pun him. Now he talking pun TV, he talking pun radio by heself and now he talking out he head.
He guh pun TV and talk how he see who kill Waddell. He seh that he did waiting wid he gun pun a dark, dark night fuh shoot Waddell. He seh a dark blue car bank de corner and he hear ‘dut, dut, dut dut’ and he duck.
But although he duck he still see is who. He claim how he got video. Dem boys seh that he had to be Superman fuh see a dark blue car in a dark night; then see through a car door after he duck and identify de two men who been in de car. He seh he know one is an officer and one is a lower rank.
Dem boys seh don’t be surprised if you hear pun TV that he see dem name tag and dem number.
Sean Hinds investigation not finished yet. He get send on bail. Other Ministers gun deh in Sean Hinds position just now. De one wid de swimming pool in de yard by de waterfront, and is not Jagdeo, will feel de heat very soon.
A lot of things tunning up. Now dem boys hear that a really big one, in more ways than one—he got a big appetite, he got a big waist plus a big face, a big mouth wid a fine voice—planning fuh run way. He gun use backtrack.
Talk half and watch if he carrying Marcie wid him.

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