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Customs people got to go and lef de sweet

Jul 21, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

De other day dem boys had to seh that nobody who drawing de sweet gun run away and left it. Nuff people who know that dem does collect dem blessings once dem go to wok always fight to stay pun de wuk.
Is now dem boys see how Customs officer use to refuse to tek leave. Dem didn’t know bout being tired. Suddenly all of dem get tired yesterday. All of dem gone pun leave. More than 20 of dem lef one time.  Some had 300 days leave and one man had 600 days.
Dem boys seh that when dem wake up today dem gun actually put on dem clothes fuh got to wuk before that dem realize that dem ain’t got nowhere to go.
But then again, is like all of dem get a vacation to Hawaii—a special vacation. De new kids pon de block did actually plan fuh put dem pun Suriname Airways to fly to Uncle Sam wheh dem woulda join Air Force One.
Dem did actually arrange wid Obama fuh lend dem de plane to fly to Hawaii.
Is not that dem did want to go but some of dem was collecting so much that next month alone Customs will record a big jump in revenue.
When some of dem lef de office yesterday dem boys see so much tears. Was like when people going away and all dem family gather at the airport fuh seh goodbye.
That is only part of de story. Dem boys also see that dem got a shakeup in de police force. One of de man who use to like put fire to dem li’l boy crotch gone to de dogs. Dem boys see him in Nigel’s Supermarket buying dog food. Right away dem ask him if he breeding dogs and he shake he head.
Dem boys thought that he did get knock out de job when dem see him wid all de dog food. When dem hide and peep dem see him minding de police dog.
All these things wouldn’t have happen if de flood didn’t affect Soulja Bai. Now he planning a programme fuh all dem politicians in Guyana. He seh that he gun pass de law that all politicians gun limit to two terms—one in office and one in jail.
Talk half and wonder how long Jagdeo got to spend in jail. He spend two terms in office.

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