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Pray fuh more rain today

Jul 17, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Soulja Bai is de best slow march man but dem boys seh that like he slow in everything. Dem boys seh that dem can understand age does slowdown one and two thing. But it look like it slow down everything fuh Soulja Bai.
He eyesight bad, because he didn’t see some of de biggest scamps Guyana ever produce and will ever produce surround him for his burr-day. He not hearing de people calling pun him every day fuh lock up dem scamps and thieves that still sit in some of de highest offices of this land.
He men finding kokishness and skunduggery every day, and like he wuss than Donald Dumb.
At least Donald seh show he de evidence and then he does hide it under he desk. Soulja Bai not even seeing de evidence, although it staring him straight in his face.
Bee Kay kak Soulja Bai and he ain’t see. He tell Soulja Bai no more flooding in GT, especially around Soulja Bai house. Soulja Bai wake up, put on he Hawaiian outfit fuh go to Brazil and couldn’t lef de house. He had water up to he throat.
Well dem boys seh anybody who don’t see and can’t hear, gun got to feel. Soulja Bai done deh in that boat.
Donald and Sam done feel. Dem tie hammock home in dem verandah and dem rocking all day. Dem benefits cut and dem still rocking. Soulja Bai gun join dem if de nation don’t see action, soon.
Before de elections he mek nuff promises. He promise more money fuh dem old people; he promise public servants more money and he promise fuh lock up all dem thiefing kantractah.
Instead, he keeping all dem thiefing politicians and hugging up all dem kakish kantractahs.
Dem boys want to let him know that de honeymoon period coming to an end and that ain’t got extension. Just like when age ketch up wid you, you does got to watch, smile, shake yuh head and tun you face.
De nation want back dem billions. All de thiefing land, all de thiefing car, and dem want to see de thieves behind bars.
And Babbie crying, not because he going behind bars, as yet, but because rain fall and wash out de cricket. He did expect to mek a killing. Yesterday he radio and he TV station seh that rain gun fall all day today and into de night. He gun cry again.
Talk half and watch how Babbie TV and radio wukking gainst he. Dem calling fuh rain.

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