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Guyana contractors can barely dig a latrine pit

Jul 14, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Mexico put de most powerful drug lord in a maximum security prison. De first time dem ketch de man was in 2001. Of course dem lock up de man but was only fuh a short time because de man get away from de jail. It tek dem thirteen years fuh ketch back de man. This is de man dem call El Chapo or Short man.
Guyana had its own Short man and he too end up in jail, but not in Guyana. He end up in a jail in de States and he can’t get away till now. Dem boys don’t even think he try. But El Chapo get away again. He drop from he prison floor to a tunnel and walk or ride a mile to freedom.
Now dem boys seh that is contractors who build that tunnel. Dem dig it straight as an arrow from some place to right under El Chapo jail floor. Is no ordinary thing fuh dig fuh one mile and come up straight under a floor that is only a couple feet wide.
If was in Guyana and Bee Kay did get that contract, he woulda dig de tunnel but fuh sure, instead of ending up under de camp Street jail it woulda end up in Ohh Pee. Some other contractor would end up somewhere pun de East Coast.  But only if dem had a 200-year contract. De best thing dem coulda do would be to dig a latrine pit.
None of dem contractor woulda meet de first deadline. If anyone of dem did tek on de job fuh dig El Chapo out of jail, from de time dem start to de time dem finish de prisoner woulda dead; he son woulda be an old man and he grandson woulda done graduate from high school.
That is why dem boys seh that is a good thing that no Guyanese contractor gone to Mexico. From de time dem tek de money fuh dig de tunnel dem was signing dem death warrant.
And like two miserable people, Guyana and Venezuela kiss and make up again. Venezuela tekking back Guyana rice and Guyana tekking de oil.
Talk half and don’t compare de Mexicans and de Guyanese contractors

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