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Dem boys seh…IRONY OF LIFE! (Strange but true…)

Jun 15, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

When de Soulja Bai was out of office he had no friends or family. None contractah even know he much less talk to him. As soon as de man tun president, one contractah seh that Soulja Bai was always de man of he heart.
Another one seh that he love Soulja Bai, more than he wife. Soulja Bai wife want to know is who wife he really talking bout, and who can love she man more than she.—Strange but true.
Lawyers like de Chat-3 hope you always get into trouble.  Doctor like Babbie always hope that you get sick because you always got to use he drug supply, whether it cure or send you to you grave. Strange but true.
The Police Commissioner Seeall hope you become a criminal because he got excuse to shoot you down. Teachers hope you are born stupid suh dem can rob you mudda and you fadda giving you private lesson all you life.
Landlords like Bee Kay hope that you never build a house or get a prospective licence. You must pay he fuh de rest of you life. Strange but true.
Then dem boys seh you have de prostitutes who always hope and pray that you don’t marry so that dem can always get a small piece fuh a small piece. Fair exchange no robbery. Strange but true.
Dentist like Joey hope that you always got rotten teeth in you mouth so he can haul out you toe nail instead of you jaw fuh another piece.
Mechanics always hope that yuh car break down suh dem can always bleed you foot bottom and you pocket fuh put in second hand parts and charge you fuh new parts.
Then you have de coffin-maker like Sandy, Lyken, Merriman, Jerrick and Ezekiel and de others who praying fuh yuh dead so dem can get a fortune from you family fuh dem expenses. Strange but true.
Last but never de least.  Only a thief does wish you wealth and prosperity in Life! That is why Jagdeo, at de end of every speech, use to wish everyone in Guyana wealth and prosperity. Donald did start fuh do de same thing like he till dem boys tell ee to stop that stupidness. Strange but true. Ask Donald.
Talk half and hope that dem coffin-maker don’t charge dem boys family nuff money when dem dead.

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