Dem boys seh...Luncheon talking to a blank TV set

Dem boys seh…Luncheon talking to a blank TV set

Jun 14, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

People does get blame fuh all kind of things. Some does get blame fuh good thing and bad things. When Jagdeo tun president he was young and good looking. A lot of people, most dem gyal, use to seh good things in store fuh Guyana, under him.
Dem did see de young Jagdeo, now dem live fuh see de old part that become a full-fledged international scamp. Not only dem gyal but all Guyana cussing him about he stinking, dutty lowlife ways that he try to push down de throat of de nation. He cuss everybody, even de new kid on de block, Soulja Bai. He cuss Soulja Bai before he tun president and he still cussing him now.
He, de goat and Donald Dumb get Labba Lip fuh put out a statement telling de nation that Soulja Bai who just sit down in de chair fuh one month, thief out all de rice farmers money over night.
That is like de bank robbers who blame de police fuh robbing de bank. Dem boys seh don’t be surprise if dem blame Soulja Bai fuh sinking de Titanic.
This remind dem boys of a story that happen to de Waterfalls boss man many years ago, before Jagdeo did even dream of kissing anybody.
De boss man went to de cinema and he hustle a gyal in House. He get couple kiss and he feel great. He smile fuh a whole month and tell de story to de whole world. De second month de boss man stop smiling suh one of he friend ask he wha happen to de big smile pun you face. Wheh it gone? De boss man tell him that de gyal he kiss in de cinema meet him and telling him how she pregnant and de child is he own.
Dem boys seh look out fuh hear that Moses tief out de whole US$200 million wha Jagdeo seh he spend pun de Skeldon plant, Soulja Bai thief out de US$150 million from de airport project, Li’l Joe thief de Amaila Falls money and Rumjattan cause de Tsunami in Indonesia a few years ago.
If you surprise but all this, is not dem think it up. Luncheon cousin tell dem boys that he go home a day to see him because he accustom seeing de man every day on TV.
When Luncheon wife open de door, he see Luncheon busy talking to a blank TV set. When he ask Luncheon wha he doing de man seh that he advising de nation.
Talk half and watch how de ridiculous, unthinkable, unbelievable blame game now start.