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Dem boys seh…Soulja Bai get flood out

Jun 01, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Old people got a saying; “Man does appoint but God does disappoint. Soulja Bai seh that he gun live a simple life. In fact, he announce big and bold that he ain’t want no big salary and all he want is a simple pension.
That is a good thing because he know that he will not be like some people who even when dem lef office dem gun live off de people. Dem gun tek more money that dem paying more than 100 old people as pension every month.
Anyhow, people want he go and live in State House but he seh that he is a simple person and he happy wheh he live. Well yesterday morning he get up and he cuss. He see he security people standing pun some drinks box. One man did climb pun a shed.
And Soulja Bai? He did sleep through all de rain but is when he get up and step from he bed into a pool of water that he realize that he can’t live in a simple place.
When he foot hit de cold water he holler so hard that he shock he security. One of dem fall off de drink box. De truth is that Soulja Bai get flood out.
All he shoes get wet. He had to go to church in slippers. Dem boys wondering wha he gun wear to wuk fuh swear in Basil.
Of course, some people rush to clear de drains which was clear anyway. Dem now planning to grade down Mandela Avenue because it more high that Soulja Bai yard and water always running off de road.
Some people from Lodge go to he house fuh move he out but he tell dem that he is a simple man and no water gun chase he from wheh he live. That is why dem boys love de man. Up to last night he was sunning out he shoes.
Why he don’t go to State House? He claim that Jagdeo use to sleep deh and he refuse sleep in de same room wid Jagdeo.
Donald didn’t have a problem wid that and he lost de elections.
Talk half and line up fuh help Soulja Bai bail out water from he house.

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