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From President to Protester

May 22, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Life is a circle and karma is a bitch. Dem same people you mash while going up in life does step aside and leh you fall hard.
Donald was president last week and some of he people was Ministers of de govament. When dem talk Georgetown shake and Guyana tremble. They were de untouchables.
But some of dem fall suh hard that dem still lef pun dem face; dem can’t ketch dem length or breath to face dem same people when dem was going up. De others who find dem foot but not dem tail end up walking wid placard in front of GECOM. From president last week to protester dis week.
De Ministers fall from lords and gone to de dogs. What a life. De Creatah does allow you to do what you like but not for as long as you like. Dem boys use to warn dem every day but dem didn’t listen. Dem do people de gods. Dem step pun dem, dem spit pun dem, kick dem and treat dem wid disdain and disrespect.
When people had problems and use to protest dem use to look through dem window and laugh. Dem use to get de police fuh terrorise de people. De same police tun and tell dem yesterday wid a smile, “De shoe deh pun de other foot and it tight.”
De one time Education Minister give Irfaat, another one-time Minister, a placard wid wrang spelling. She is de one who seh “no child will be left behind”. Irfaat get lef far behind.
Dem boys seh that if there is one word she should know to spell correct is HYPOCRISY. She got Irfaat wid he own spelling—HYPOCRACY.
When dem boys was protesting fuh radio licence Donald tell dem to stop and in three weeks he gun regularise de industry. Three months pass, then three years come and he gone.
Now he protesting wid placard in he hand, begging GECOM fuh regularize he vote. Dem boys hear he get de same answer wha he give Guyana. De Bally Bai tell Donald wait three weeks.
But when Mr Lowmein hear that he seh, “Boss dem have confidentiality clause.” That is what dem use to tell people when dem didn’t want answer any question or don’t want to give account fuh dem action.
Anyhow, dem boys seh that de protest is to divert attention from de investigations that gun put dem in jail.
De pumpkin jumpsuit done mek and press, and de cots done mek up.  And some strong men waiting fuh tek out dem wrinkle.
When Labba Lip hear that, he seh, “Soulja Bai, I will serve de sentence fuh all of dem.”
Talk half and wait fuh more wrang spelling in de protest.

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