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May 21, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
Yesterday, was a day that mek people who never wear sunshades put on one. De Soulja Bai summon all dem heads of department, all dem get Pee Ess to de Convention Centre to read de Riot Act to dem.
De meeting was set fuh 11. Dem boys peep Soulja Bai and notice he crawl in de place since ten o’clock fuh this 11 o’clock meeting. This kind of behavior baffle dem boys. Dem always know that people does got to go and wait pun de last head of state.
De man had a reason. He want to watch dem full in dem face when dem walk in. Some of dem had on sunshades that cover up dem whole face, not only dem eye. Dem didn’t want Soulja Bai see de guilt in dem eyes.
Is de first time dem boys notice so much thieves, scamps, hooligans and devils in one place. In fact dem had so much devils that people from Corentyne coulda smell de sulfah. And that is against de breeze.
Imagine wha happen to dem pun de Essequibo Coast and Linden. Dem smell more than sulfah.
Brassington was sitting there. He sit down next to Sharma, de husband of he partner in office. De Guyoil man sit down there too and de sulfah smell coming out. It mek Soulja Bai choke when he was talking.
As he continue de meeting he talk nuff thing. He talk bout schooling and nobody clap. He talk bout retirement age and nobody ain’t clap because all of dem young.
He talk bout salary increase and everybody clap. When he talk that he nah believe in witch-hunting all de crooks clap. Dem boys seh you shoulda see Brassington, he was clapping as cool as a cucumber. Dem boys was very surprise that he end up looking suh cool.
But dem boys was standing next to some of dem who letting out air from dem behind like when car wheel puncture.
And while some of dem was letting out gas at de meeting, de Telephone Company was letting out Shaama, and not C.N. He was heading de company, and de company head hear that Soulja Bai gun send plenty head rolling.
De company decide fuh start de ball wid dem own head. Dem boys hear Soulja Bai seh that he don’t plan to roll heads suh easy. He want a prison warder close by when he rolling dem heads fuh de Wong Tings dem do.
Su Wong marry Lee Wong. De next year, de Wongs have a new baby. De nurse bring out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a White baby boy.
Congrats, de nurse tell dem de parents. “Well Mr Wong, what will you and Mrs Wong name de baby.”
De puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, “Two Wongs don’t make a white so I think I will name him Sum Ting Wong.”
Talk half and watch Soulja Bai wong up some of dem scamps.
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