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Dem boys seh…De maintenance cost more than de project

May 06, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Life got ten things people must never forget and is de government promising all ten. The first one is that dem gun give you rest.
Two dem gun strengthen you; three, dem gun answer you when ya call pun dem; four, dem believe in you; five, dem seh that dem gun always be there fuh you; six, dem will never fail you; seven, dem will provide fuh you; eight, dem gun be wid you; nine, dem gun keep on top of you; de last one is dem gun put a good hammering pun all ah you.
Then dem boys seh is not finding someone to live wid. It is finding someone you can’t live without. That is fuh dem same politicians. Dem visiting all dem li’l villages and road corner looking fuh people fuh vote fuh dem.
That is just like a wedding. Was a time when you couldn’t see dem. All politicians stay suh. You never see dem when you want dem fuh listen to you problems. Now dem want married you over night. Dem want show how much dem love you.
But dem boys seh that dem never love you; only special people. Tek Dax, for instance. Dem give he a maintenance contract that worth more than de project and that he and de people he fronting for gun benefit ten times de cable cost.
That’s not all, dem put he in front suh he own bulldozer gun run over him. Whole week he can’t sleep.
De government nah love him at all. Dem love him for what he can do fuh dem.
Dem boys got a message for him. Standing in front got pumpkin jumpsuit. That’s why Babbie and Brassington does try fuh hide at de back. Brassington too fat to hide. And if he walk in de park from now till de Maker ready for him, he gun still be fat, crookish and scampish.
Ashni and all getting like a shaat Sam Dopie. He getting fat like Brassington and that is because he is crookish and scampish. From de time people put eye pun eye pun dem people can see de rogues in dem.
Talk half and dem boys start sew dem pumpkin jumpsuit.

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