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Four man and dem cat

Apr 28, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Four man sit down round a table at de Pegasus gaffing yesterday. Dem start fuh talk from one ting to de next till dem end up boasting about who got de best cat.
The first man, Bee Kay was a cantracktah, the second man was an Accountant, Ashni; the third man was a Chemist, Babby; and the fourth was a government official and former president, Jagdeo.
To show off, Bee Kay call to his cat, “T-square, do your stuff.”  T-square walk over to a desk, tek out some paper and a pen and promptly draw a circle, a square, and a triangle.
De rest of dem agree that Bee Kay cat was pretty smart.
But Ashni seh that he cat can do better. He called his cat and seh, “Spreadsheet, do yuh stuff.”  Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and come back with 12 cookies.  He divide dem into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
Everybody agreed that Ashni cat was good, too.
But Babby seh he cat can do even better than de two. He call his cat and seh, “Measure, do your stuff.” Measure get up, walk over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, get a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.
Everybody agreed that Babby cat was even better that Ashni and Bee Kay cats.
Then the three men turned to Jagdeo and ask, “Wha you cat can do?”
Jagdeo call out to his cat and said, “Coffee Break, do wha I does do.”
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, eat out the cookies, drink out the milk, shit pon the paper, and backball pun de other three cats. De cat injured his back while doing so, and filled out a complaint report fuh unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers compensation and a hefty pension package and went home for the rest of the day pun sick leave.
Talk half and keep you cat away from these four.

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