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Two greedy woman mislead Kwame

Apr 12, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

A store that sells New Husbands has just been opened on Sheriff Street. There a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how this new store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper goes up the stairs. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
Dem boys hear the first day it opened de solid waste woman, Kwame and Gail went to the Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs.  This tickle dem mind, but dem continue to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ dem seh, ‘but we want more.’ Suh dem continue upward.
De third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.’ Wow,’ all of dem shout, but again dem ain’t satisfy suh dem feel that dem must keep going up further.
Dem end up on de fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ Kwame cry out. ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still he follow de solid waste and Gail to de fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
Kwame was tempted to stay but dem other two wasn’t satisfy and went on looking fuh more. Kwame walk and keep looking down de stairs because he did want to stay there.
But Gail holler pun he and seh “Come on. Better upstairs.”
Dem reach de sixth floor where the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women and gays like Kwame are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beers.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
Talk half and watch how Kwame trying fuh get in back pun any floor except Number 6.

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