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Moses sucking pacifier, Harper sucking???

Mar 31, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

In de Good Book Jacob thief Esau birthright. In Guyana Jagdeo thief Moses birthright and is Janet who cause that.
Ever since then Moses didn’t like him and he hate de best bone in Moses because Moses was de most popular in de party, after Papa Cheddi.
Jagdeo use Moses then he willfully and wickedly kick out him from de party. Election is around de corner and Moses is on de opposing side, sitting as de next Prime Minister.
Jagdeo more vex. He guh pun de stage at Kitty and seh how Granger put a pacifier in Moses mouth fuh suck. Well Moses tun and ask Jagdeo, “If as you seh dem put a pacifier in me mouth, tell this nation wha you-all put in de PPP Prime Ministerial candidate mouth. Fuh sure it ain’t a pacifier.”
Jagdeo then tell de people that he gun use every ounce of strength in he body to ensure that Donald Dumb is de next president of Guyana.
Dem boys seh that he know why he got to do everything. He got a lot to protect and to answer for if Moses get in de office. Wheh Moses planning fuh put him he ain’t gun only such pacifier.
He gun got to suck nuff Guysuco cane wha that US$200 million Skeldon factory can’t grind. This is de same man who seh weeks before he lef office that he gun personally go wid he bare hands and fix de factory.
De factory ain’t wukking on to now because he hands ain’t meet deh. It was too full grabbing up de nation’s wealth.
Saturday, when dem boys ask he if he could account fuh he wealth he dodge de question. He tell de press that he wouldn’t tell de Big Market paper and he wouldn’t tell anybody. But he seh he gun tell somebody and dem boys believe that de somebody is Babbie.
And talking bout Babbie, dem gyal seh  that dem see Babbie at de rally looking very pretty wid a lot of makeup pun he facie-facie and wid some lip gloss.
Talk half and now de election season start.

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