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Woman more bad than de Pope

Mar 25, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

De boss man and de heditor been in Demico House fuh coffee. Dem see four old Catholic men and a woman round a table drinking coffee and dem boys sit next to dem.
De five of dem talking from one thing to de next but dem boys wasn’t paying attention to dem. Is when dem hear de first Catholic man tell his friends, “My son is a priest,” that dem decide fuh listen. Dem hear when de man seh that when he son walks into a room, everybody calls him  ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man open he mouth and seh, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gentleman seh, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everybody bows their head and says  ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man seh very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him   ‘Your Holiness’.”
The only woman was sipping her coffee and not saying anything. The four men decide fuh ask she bout she child.
De woman was ignoring dem till one of dem seh she must be barren. De woman get vex and seh, “Leh me tell you-all dis.   I have a daughter,
SLIM & TALL
40 D Breasts
24- inch WAIST and
34- inch HIPS
When she walks into a room, people say,
“JEE—SUS”
De four of dem tun back and ask, “Wheh you daughter live?”  Is then de boys step in and seh, “Lady, don’t tell dem. We come fuss.”
Talk half and imagine that coke bottle.

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