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Ralph shaping up fuh kick Jagdeo ass

Mar 20, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

People does always know when something hurt somebody. It does show in dem face. But if you can’t see dem face then you got to look fuh other signs. Jagdeo talk how Cheddi live like a big shot in dem days, meaning that wha Cheddi had fuh a house was a big house.
He then seh that since Cheddi didn’t want none of he Ministers to live in a logie was alright fuh dem to tek money and build palaces and mansions. Jagdeo build a palace and a mansion in one.
Dem boys talk de story and Jagdeo get vex, but people couldn’t see he face, because he does always hide when he get skin up. Janet daughter tek he to task; Janet secretary tek he to task and tell he to shut he mouth, and Ralph tek he to task too.
Jagdeo tek out Hoyte house pun North Road and call it a palace when it barely qualify as a decent living quarters. Then he tek out a house that belong to Berry Berry family and try fuh tell people how is Janet son own and de boy sell it. That was not de first lie that he tell. He tek out a Food fuh de Poor house and seh that is a normal sugar worker house. Dem sugar worker now asking he if he eye pass dem.
If Cheddi had de power he woulda slap Jagdeo just like how Donald did seh that he Jagdeo woulda slap de teacher in de Rupununi because he stupid. Dem boys see Ralph polishing he shoes de other day and when dem ask he wha he doing he tell dem that he preparing to kick some asses.
Dem boys remind he that Jagdeo is only one ass, then he seh that Jagdeo got he best friend who siding wid he, Jagdeo, and he got de one who use to ROAR like a mouse and now whispering like a cat wid arthritis.
He got to kick some people who deh in de school system. Is either these people been to school we never go to, or dem smoking grass and cow dung or eating from a dunks tree. Perhaps dem was drinking something that ain’t deh in Guyana to come up wid a date like All Fools Day fuh dem pickney write Common Entrance.
De teachers seh that Priya tracing luck.
Talk half and watch Ralph do some kicking.

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