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Some people wearing pampers because dem frighten

Mar 13, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

When people frighten dem does do strange things. Some of dem does drop to sleep then dem does suddenly holler out. Some does jump out of dem sleep and de rest does try not to sleep at all.
Before Donald announce elections, dem boys use to see nuff Minister and dem opposition politicians in all dem drinking spots. Even Donald heself use to visit some of dem.
Now that he announce de date, dem boys don’t see one of dem. Dem use to go to some places and never put dem hand in dem pocket, because dem got people who want to seh that dem and de politicians, especially de ministers, is friends.
But all of that change and will change even more because now is time to buy votes. Spend to get is de motto. Suh all of dem gun be going into dem bars and buying rounds fuh everybody.
Dem boys would like to see Ashni buying drinks fuh Granger or Moses. That gun be one time he gun tell de owner of de bar to send de account to Ohh Pee as a government expenditure.
Fear does mek people get weak bladder and that is why some people does wear pampers, when under normal conditions dem don’t wear.
Anil use to hang out he underwear in de sun. Now people don’t see any. It is not that he don’t wear; it is that he don’t have need to wash, because pampers is disposable.
When you see any politician looking fatter than normal, know that he is one frighten kid and that he got on pampers.
And at de same time, de police claim how dem find spent shells at de place wheh some people kill Courtney Crum-Ewing.  Dem boys waiting fuh de findings, because although Donald seh that dem must find de killer or the intellectual authors—that mean de people who plan it. De police could hide de facts if they point in a certain direction.
Talk half and check out who looking fat.

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