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Dem boys seh…New PM got to brace fuh good hammering

Mar 09, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Every coffin got RIP mark pun it. That mean Rest In Peace. But de Pee Pee Pee ain’t understand wha it mean. When dem see it dem think it mean Rascals In Power. Year go, year come dem tormenting Papa Cheddi spirit. When de man dead, he spirit lef in America. Dem bring de body home fuh bun it at Babu Jaan.
Dem mek whatever you call it, at de site. Since then, every election does kick off at dat site wheh dem build whatever you call it.
Something got to be wrang wid dem chaps brain. That man dead suh lang dat nuff people hear bout he, and others can’t remember him. Hoyte dead after Cheddi and people done forget he. Dem boys seh that people even forget some of dem who alive today, including some who been pun de stage yesterday, talking.
Donald, Jagdeo, Rohee, and Sam bring in another idiot fuh lay wreath. She didn’t even know nutten bout Cheddi and of course she ain’t got a clue wha de wreath is about.
To mek de situation wuss, nobody from Pork Morant or Tain ain’t even been deh. Dem boys seh that dem truck people from all over de country. Couple Guysuco and couple contractor trucks run out of gas because of de distance and in an out all dem holes fuh pick up party supporters.
Sam been at Pork Morant too, and dem boys surprise to see him because Donald done wid he.
Donald Duck seh dat de reason why he kick out Sam is that Sam has become an old maid. From de time Papa Cheddi pick he as de first Best man, nobody ain’t even try fuh marry he. He was never de groom.
Papa Cheddi pass on and fuh a short while he tun bridegroom but then Janet refuse to sign de marriage paper suh it was back to Best man. He was Janet Best Man fuh two years.
Poor Sam didn’t care although people was talking. It was like if he tell heself that before none, any port for a storm.
He stay as Best Man but he notice that Janet was becoming sickly. He believe that this was de time when he gun tun bridegroom but Janet pick a young man over he.
Since then, is Best Man Sam. Nobody ain’t even giving him a chance to be bride or bridegroom. He is neither fish nor fowl.
Poor Sam now like de Locknie. This is an oldish Hindu lady who does spend de first night sleeping between de bride and de groom fuh mek sure nothing ain’t happen.
Nuff Locknie get wha de bride was to get and sometimes she was happy. Sam in dat category. Dem boys seh dat it look like he like getting wha de bride was to get.
He seh that de wuss time he had was when he was Locknie fuh Jagdeo. He never get nutten.
Just de other day he tell some of dem boys that he was quitting. Jagdeo gone suh he change he mind when he study that a new Locknie might get wha he been getting. He really get accustom to sleep between de bride and groom but he getting old. He does drop to sleep and by morning he don’t know wha happen except that he sore.
Donald already seh that he want a new Locknie fuh hammer and he prepare to pension off Sam.
Talk half and pray fuh de new Locknie.

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