Latest update November 22nd, 2024 1:00 AM

Guyana's largest selling daily and New York's most popular weekly

Latest News

Enjoy Phagwah today

Mar 06, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Today is Phagwah and is a joyous festival. Is a lot of water, powder, abeer and nuff love. Some gun give you lipstick and some gun give you roosh. Dem boys gun give you powder and powder you poosh.
Is a holiday and dem boys in happy spirit. Dem love to celebrate all dem holiday. Fuh dem is one fuh all and all fuh one. Dem smiling whole day.
Somebody once said, “Your smile is your logo; your personality is your business card; how you leave others feeling after an experience with you becomes your trademark.”
Today, dem boys trademark is to keep de whole of Guyana smiling. However, tomorrow and de rest of de days in de year dem mean to mek some people miserable just like how a certain husband living in misery.
Dem boys ain’t calling he name because dem don’t want nobody get upset today. Whoever it fit leh dem pull de string and twist dem mouth or dem face or whatever dem want twist.
This husband so fed up and upset wid de woman who he married that he send a SMS to he mudder in law. “Your product not cooking food properly. She not even doing that special thing properly.”
Dem boys hear that de smart mudder in-law reply to she son in law. “Product sold; seal open, warranty expire, manufacturer not responsible.”
Dem boys hear that de husband plan fuh throw she off de Harbour Bridge today fuh Phagwah.
But dem boys have a message fuh that husband. Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship. It’s not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till the very end.
Talk half and enjoy Phagwah but remember happy living nah long life.

Similar Articles

The Glenn Lall Show | November, 20th, 2024

Follow on Tik Tok @Glennlall

THE BLUNT OF THE DAY

Sports

Green Machine returns to RAN Sevens

Green Machine returns to RAN Sevens

Nov 22, 2024

-Guyana to face Canada today By Rawle Toney The Green Machine, Guyana’s national rugby team, is set to make its mark at this year’s Rugby Americas North (RAN) Sevens Championship, hosted at...
Read More
GASA snubs Delroy Tyrrell for World Championships

GASA snubs Delroy Tyrrell for World Championships

Nov 22, 2024

Cricket Australia appoints former West Indian Captain Carl Hooper as a Multicultural Ambassador

Cricket Australia appoints former West Indian...

Nov 22, 2024

GBA appoints International Technical Officer Elton Chase as Technical Director

GBA appoints International Technical Officer...

Nov 22, 2024

Warriors triumph but Royals lead standings

Warriors triumph but Royals lead standings

Nov 22, 2024

 D-Up Basketball Academy Training camp brings Hoop Dreams to Life with Region 3 Jamboree

 D-Up Basketball Academy Training camp brings...

Nov 21, 2024

Features/Columnists

Publisher’s Note

Freedom of speech is our core value at Kaieteur News. If the letter/e-mail you sent was not published, and you believe that its contents were not libellous, let us know, please contact us by phone or email.

Feel free to send us your comments and/or criticisms.
Contact: 624-6456; 225-8452; 225-8458; 225-8463; 225-8465; 225-8473 or 225-8491.
Or by Email: [email protected] / [email protected]

Weekend Cartoon

Bridge Watch

Demerara Harbour Bridge

> Berbice Bridge […]