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Maduro give Kamla oil, Moses planning fuh Harper

Feb 28, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Old people seh that de eye is de most important part of de body other than de heart or de bam bam. If de heart stop you dead and if de bam bam shut up everything dead.
People got to see eye to eye wid one another. That is how a family does start.  You got to see eye to eye to get and maintain a friendship. Kwame couldn’t see eye to eye wid Julius and that is why he cry.
Jagdeo, Brassington and Babbie does see eye to eye because all of dem scampish. And all of dem sue de Waterfalls paper but dem nah got nutten fuh get because de people at de paper don’t see eye to eye wid dem.
De head of de IDB come to Guyana. He come looking fuh people who he could see eye to eye wid. He find Ash Knee who got de same height as he. Dem shaat alike.  Because of that dem fall in love right away and dem gun start a new life. And that is how Ash Knee get he fuh give way de IDB money wha GHRA,  Hap New plus dem old padna Hay Heff See cussing up about.
Dem boys want know when Donald Duck and Bow Foot Granger, and Harper and Moses gun see eye to eye to debate issues that gun mek this country better.
Everybody see Maduro in Venezuela want to mek he country better, suh he mek eye contact wid Kamla in Trinidad. Then de two of dem meet in Trinidad, secretly. Dem boys read that he tell she he gun give she oil and she seh she gun give he toilet paper in return. Is only in very intimate condition dem two things—oil and toilet paper— does come into play. And especially between a man and a woman.
Harper better watch out. Moses got plenty oil. Dem boys want know if she got plenty toilet paper. Dem boys ain’t certain wha gun happen between de Duck and Bow Foot—who gun give de oil and who gun use de toilet paper.
Talk half and keep you eyes pun de Duck, Bow Foot, Moses and Harper.

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