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Pastor Gilbert ain’t able no more

Feb 27, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Everybody know that when people in trouble is then dem does run to dey place of worship. Some does go to church, some to Masjid, and some to de Temple and so on.
Kwame and Sukhai in trouble. Kwame play big woman and put down a cuss out in Ohh Pee and de Duck cuss he up and tell him that if he continue like that de party gun lose de elections.
Sukhai get cuss down from de Duck too. He seh that he never know that she use to eat nuff sugar cake when she did small and all she teeth rotten out. Is when he see de bill, whole $2 million fuh fix she mouth is then he realize that he had a calamity in he Cabinet.
Dem boys hear that he tell she that he nah sure that gun keep she if he get back into power. When she hear that she decide to go to church de same night and end up sitting down next to Kwame.
De sermon was Love Thy Neighbour. De pastor was Gilbert and he said, “Turn to your neighbour and seh that you are adorable and beautiful, created in de image of de Creatah.”
Sukhai look at Kwame fuh a long moment then buss out a laugh. She then loudly tell Gilbert, “Tell he yuhself. I don’t want to lie in church.”
Is de same lying mek Jagdeo and Donald de Duck don’t go to church. Not a word that come out of dem mouth is true and if people think is lie, just go back and read all wha dem seh.
De few thing wha he promise to do as president, he nah do none.
De Duck seh that he gun fix de radio licence three weeks after he go in office. He also seh that he gun deal wid corruption and send nuff people to jail. He promise to release de Hen See Hen report; he was to review VAT fuh help poor people get a better life. Nutten nah happen. And Pastor Gilbert tun and tell he fuh look at Jagdeo and ask him why he didn’t allow you, Donald, to fix dem things?
De Duck tell Gilbert, “You ask he. Me nah want he lie to me no more.”
Talk half and watch out fuh more lies.

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