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De Bog Cop tek two gift bag in custody

Feb 26, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Without humour we are all dead. No country can live without it. We crave for it. Is not dem boys seh suh; is de people who does read dem boys seh suh. And that is how people survive all dem years wid  Kwame as de biggest comic Guyana produce. From de time you watch he you got to laugh. When he open he mouth you laugh till you cry. Even when he was begging Julius he had de nation laughing at he and crying fuh de kid at de same time.
When he walk that tells de biggest story; it show that he craving fuh something like how a coke addict does crave cocaine. When he ain’t get enough of it he does lash out like mad dog.
He boss, that idiot Jagdeo, does lash out too. But he don’t mek you laugh so much like Kwame. Although he brings no humour to de table, he crave for everything. You name it. He never refuse anything. Dem boys hear a story last week when he went wid Cheddi to Malaysia.
De Prime Minister fell in love wid Cheddi and actually offer Cheddi US$1 million as a gift. Cheddi refuse. De PM then told him to take the money as a contribution to his party. Again Cheddi refuse.
Two years after Cheddi dead, that idiot remember de million-dollar offer, and call and ask de PM if de offer still stand.
To this day de Malaysian PM ain’t answer or see him but he did tell a few people that he spirit didn’t tek Jagdeo. That is how dem boys know de story.
Dem boys wonder how many people he approach fuh gift and how much he collect.
According to dem boys he mek State House into a gift collection centre.
He had two container of building material from de States. Dem two container been pun State House lawns fuh a long time till de mansion done.
De big chandelier wha he got in he house he get as a gift from a Chinese business enterprise here in Guyana.
Wid all who seh dem give he gift dem boys wonder if Bai Shan didn’t provide gifts too. Dem boys know dem love to share gift. Dem video a Bai Shan team yesterday afternoon going in to see de Big Cop. Four of dem walk wid two big gift bag. When dem come out dem didn’t come out wid de two gift bag.
Dem boys want know who collect de gift—de sentry or de secatree? Dem wonder of de two bag in custody and if dat file got to go to de Dee Pee Pee.
Talk half and find out what’s in dem bags.

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