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Dem boys seh…De Big Market paper like de idle monkey

Feb 16, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Old people got a saying about monkey and boredom. Is a popular saying and it involve dem small mouth perfume bottle. To mek a long story short and using de best words that don’t offend people de saying is that when monkey ain’t got nutten to do he does defecate in a perfume bottle—albeit an impossible task.
De Big market people is like de monkey. When things going good it going good but as soon as it get bored it gone looking fuh a perfume bottle.
De GRA decide fuh lef de Waterfalls paper boss man alone. Is a case of knowing when to trouble,  trouble when trouble ain’t trouble you.
De Waterfalls boss man never bring in no Lexus suh when de GRA decide fuh move against him he couldn’t understand. He tell everybody that he ain’t know how he get haul in. It coulda be that dem pick pun him because he use to drive de Lexus.
In de end de GRA know that it didn’t have a case but because of de powers that be, dem coulda drag out de case fuh ages, perhaps twenty years. Suh Cee fuh Satar talk to de people who really bring in de vehicle, call de Waterfalls boss man and tell he that some government people did want to clamp he mouth.
De Big Market paper didn’t know anything bout de story suh it decide that de Waterfalls boss man cut a deal.  Who can cut a deal wid some people who don’t like you? Who can got he hand in tiger mouth and reason wid de tiger?
Dem boys believe that de Big market paper want attention suh it decide to pick pun de Waterfalls boss man just like de Hard Times paper. But dem same old people got another saying. When you ain’t got nutten to seh, shut you mouth.
Talk half and get a bucket instead of a perfume bottle.

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