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David and Moses get married at Georgetown Club

Feb 15, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Is now dem know de whole story. Hap New and Hay Heff See tie de knot pun Valentine Day. Was a union made in Georgetown Club. People come from all over Guyana fuh peep de biggest wedding of de year. It was bigger than Bharrat own which was not a real wedding, anyway.
De only thing that didn’t happen was that Granger didn’t kiss Moses but dem hug up tight, tight.
When de news spread people send dem best wishes. People bring gifts and when was time fuh speech everybody start fuh shout, “Jail dem.”
That nearly cause fight because some people believe that somebody tek what look like same sex marriage too seriously. But is when de Waterfalls boss man stand up and announce that de theme of de two parties should be “Jail dem” and that he begging fuh de wuk as Chief Prison Director that people get a hint wha de cry “Jail Dem” was all about.
Some people smell de rat already and start to panic. Dem selling out dem property. One lady transfer she big houses to she daughter and to she son.
Another man planning to go to France suh he sell he house in Pradoville. All of dem frighten David and Moses. Dem is two powerful man. Moses part de Red Sea. De other night when dem boys was sleeping, dem see a sea of red. Was a big Pee Pee Pee parade and everybody had on red shirt. Suddenly dem see de parade parting in two. Was Moses coming.
David is de other one. He kill a big giant, Goliath. David and Moses will stand up and watch how de mighty will fall. That is why de Waterfalls Boss man want de jail wuk. All of dem get mighty because dem tek de taxpayers’ money .
Talk half and wait fuh de hear jail door slam shut behind nuff of dem.

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