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Dem boys seh… Jagdeo is a copy cat who only humming

Jan 29, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Guyana is a strange place and it got some strange people. Normally in some country dem got people who does tek dem time before dem do anything but this country got some people who is a clear case of monkey see; monkey do. Jagdeo is one of dem.
De Waterfalls paper know bout this attitude and that is why it got a policy of ignoring nuff of dem people who kill demself. De paper don’t even report pun some of dem.
De other day dem report about a woman who jump off de Harbour Bridge. De next week another woman do de same thing.
Jagdeo is a monkey see; monkey do person. He travel and he see a lot. He see de Marriott and he decide fuh mek one in Guyana. He hear bout specialty hospital and he want one in Guyana. He is de man who see people wearing three-quarter pants and he doing de same thing. Dem boys shaving dem head and even that he do. He is wha dem call a copy cat.
Dem boys want to know why he don’t see people jumping off de Harbour Bridge and do de same thing.
Since de Berbice Bridge is he own, he can jump off that bridge. Nobody never jump from that bridge and kill demself suh he can mek history. People always gun remember he name.
People gun sing “O Happy Day.” And Donald will declare a period of sporting instead of a period of mourning. Mash gun look like stupidness.
Of course, dem would have a ceremony to mark de occasion every year. Since Jagdeo want people remember him he could order people to assemble at de spot from wheh he gun jump.
Of course this is a great man, just dem Pharaoh in Egypt. He can do better than that.
When dem Pharaoh dead de people use to bury a whole heap of people wid he. Jagdeo can do de same. He can jump wid all he kavakamites. Kwame would sink by he back; Brassington gun sink like a ton of bricks.
Donald gun survive because dunk know fuh swim.
Talk half and help Jagdeo continue wid de copy cat policy.

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