Dem boys seh... Donald got memory lapse, Granger cheap

Dem boys seh… Donald got memory lapse, Granger cheap

Jan 15, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

When people get old nuff things does happen to dem. Some does get confused, some does get forgetful and then there are those who have no control over dem bladder. Some people when dem drink, people like Anil and Brassington, does behave like old people wid weak bladder.
Anyhow, dem boys ain’t talking bout Anil and Brassington today. Dem talking bout old people.
Brains of older people are slow because these people know so much. Brassington is like that but is not that he old, he always thinking about correcting one lie after de other and Donald know this.
Old people like Donald does tek long fuh remember things. Is not that he getting senile; is because he got more information in he brains, he belly and de other bee, but is de kind of information he want forget. Scientists believe that just like how a computer does struggle as the hard drive gets up, so too Donald struggling to remember things.
That is why Jagdeo and Brassington want he to stay in office forever, and is not only that he does tek long to remember, is that he don’t know.
Dem boys been when he dial Irfaat number and seh, “Good Morning Mr. Luncheon.” Also, when he get up fuh go in de Cabinet Room to get things done, and when he get there, he stand up wondering what he go deh for.
Dr. Babbie tell dem boys is NOT a memory problem, that it is nature’s way of making older people do more exercise.
Granger older than Donald but he is a man who does tek he exercise seriously. He started jogging near his home. On each run he happened to jog past a sweet-looking lady standing by de Culture Centre, day after day.
With some nervousness he would brace himself as he approach her for what was most certainly to follow. “50 grand!” she would cry out.”No, 5 grand!” shout back Granger. This continue between de two of dem fuh weeks. He’d run by and she’d yell, “50 Grand!”, and he’d yell back, “5 grand!”
One morning however, Granger neighbor, Yvonne, decide that she want to tek a run wid he! As de two of dem approach de Culture Centre Granger realize that de sweet looking woman would bark her ‘50 grand’ offer and Yvonne would wonder what he was really doing on all his past joggings.
As they jogged past de Culture Centre Granger become more nervous than usual. Sure enough, there was the sweet looking lady! Granger try to avoid her eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the gate, the lady yelled… “See what you get for 5 grand!?”
Talk half and never be cheap to a woman.

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