Latest update March 25th, 2025 7:08 AM

Guyana's largest selling daily and New York's most popular weekly

Latest News

Donald prorogue parliament fuh dialogue wid Eeself

Nov 14, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Old people seh If a woman didn’t like you last week, she didn’t like you yesterday, she ain’t like you today, why you feel you stand a chance that she gun like you tomorrow.
Is like de man who resemble de devil; dem boys ain’t got to call he name. De woman who he seh he married never like he before de marriage, during de marriage and after de marriage.
Donald of all people ought to know better or shoulda learn from these examples. He is just a frontend loader. At least that is how he coming over to people. He and de opposition never had a serious talk about anything in Guyana.
Dem never talk inside or outside de government, dem never talk in that fancy building next to Big Market; wha miracle Donald gun wuk fuh mek dem talk outside Baroombar?
Dem diplomat from de ABC country ask he that same question and like a man who does frequent Baroombar, he tell dem anything can happen.
Dem boys seh that it look like he prorogue de parliament fuh talk to heself. De fuss day he stand up in front de mirror in State House and carry on a half-hour conversation wid heself.
‘Mirror, mirror on de wall. Who is de smartest of dem all?  Me Donald.” And Bud-dup, de mirror crack in half. He see Prakash in one half and Granger in de other half.
He Donald seh that Prakash tell him that he don’t want to talk to Donald especially since he, Donald, did tek side wid Jagdeo fuh throw he , Prakash, out of de party and Freedom House.
Donald seh Granger shout at him and seh that he gun only talk to him in a private room and that is wha Donald frighten bad, bad. Is not he alone frighten. Dem boys hearing a lot of others trembling since de parliament prorogue and de Ombudsman report.
Dem boys hear that all dem who trump up charges against people start fuh worry if dem gun lose dem job or if de jail door gun slam behind dem back.  Dem who believe that Guyana and de Treasury did belong to dem, like de Rat and Bobby, very nervous.
De fat crook was crying to he best friend, Evo, and asking, “Buddy, do you believe a day gun come when I got to wear bed sheet if de government change?”
De Shaat scamp telling people he want resign and go and live in Beijing because he can hide among he mattie shaat people.
Irfaat, Rob de Earth, Jenny and all de Bees, studying if dem gun lose dem assets and spend de rest of dem life in prison.
Talk half and look how Donald talking to heself.

Similar Articles

The Glenn Lall Show|| March, 17th, 2025

Follow on Tik Tok @Glennlall

THE BLUNT OF THE DAY

Sports

Groups, schedule announced for One Guyana 3×3 Quest

Groups, schedule announced for One Guyana 3×3 Quest

Mar 25, 2025

Kaieteur Sports- With just 11 days to go before Guyana welcomes 16 nations for the largest 3×3 basketball event ever hosted in the English-speaking Caribbean, excitement is building. The Guyana...
Read More
2025 Republic Bank Caribbean Premier League Fixtures confirmed

2025 Republic Bank Caribbean Premier League...

Mar 25, 2025

Virtual Meeting of Caribbean Boxing Promoters held, Guyana among six countries with interest

Virtual Meeting of Caribbean Boxing Promoters...

Mar 25, 2025

GBA AirBadminton Tournament spikes off with historic showing at St. Cuthbert’s Mission 

GBA AirBadminton Tournament spikes off with...

Mar 25, 2025

Briton John sets sights on another sweep with second leg win

Briton John sets sights on another sweep with...

Mar 25, 2025

Waramuri stuns Vreed-en-Hoop 7-1, as Bush Lot topple Ann’s Grove

Waramuri stuns Vreed-en-Hoop 7-1, as Bush Lot...

Mar 24, 2025

Features/Columnists

Publisher’s Note

Freedom of speech is our core value at Kaieteur News. If the letter/e-mail you sent was not published, and you believe that its contents were not libellous, let us know, please contact us by phone or email.

Feel free to send us your comments and/or criticisms.
Contact: 624-6456; 225-8452; 225-8458; 225-8463; 225-8465; 225-8473 or 225-8491.
Or by Email: [email protected] / [email protected]

Weekend Cartoon

Bridge Watch

Demerara Harbour Bridge

> Berbice Bridge […]