The troglodyte said to Bertha Butt, “Come here, sock it to me.”

Nov 04, 2014 Features / Columnists, Freddie Kissoon

If you are in your fifties then you would know about the age of disco/funk in the seventies. Maybe kool and the Gang and Donna Summers were the biggest successes in disco/funk. But back then, one of the colossal hits in disco/funk music was an absolutely hilarious song recorded by The Jimmy Castor Bunch.
It is titled, “Troglodyte.” It tells the story of a Neanderthal who got up one morning and screamed, “I gotta have a woman.” He went to the beach, saw Bertha Butt, yelled out, “come here, come here,” then he grabbed Martha by her hair and kept shouting non stop, “sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me.”
Martha was so afraid that she socked it to the troglodyte. She had sex with the monster. Go to Youtube and see the video of “troglodyte.” It remains one of pop music’s funniest moments. We will come to the relevance of the troglodyte and Martha Butt below.
One has to assume that President Donald Ramotar accepts the contents of the Nandlall/Gildharie exchange because rather than denying it he is exclusively concerned about it being a so-called illegal recording. One can take it, then, that it is permissible to write that Nandlall said so and so and this and that on the tape.
On the tape, Nandlall could be heard requesting the name of the young journalist from her colleague with the words, “de maan wan f… de girl.” Was it just a random request or is there more to it? To understand the tyrannical nature of the Jagdeo/Ramotar combination, Freudian analysis is a requirement.
One night I walked into the Kaieteur News offices and in full view of the staff including Glenn Lall, I exclaimed that there will come a time when any member of the PPP cabal will enter into an office or a dance hall, demand that they want a girl they set their eyes on, and demand to have her.
Since that outburst, it has happened several times. I will offer a few brief examples. One occurred at Buddy’s Night Club on Sheriff Street. The victim was a relative of Guyana’s leading advertising tycoon. The second occurrence involved “Killaman” who had stopped in the wee hours of the morning to get something to eat from a rum shop owned by a PPP supporter in Region Six.
The owner asked his live-in-maid, a young Amerindian woman, to fix “Killaman” a plate of food. An inebriated “Killaman: became horny and demanded to have the girl. The only resistance came from “Killaman’s” driver. He saw the cruelty in the request and for his intervention he was rewarded with one slap across his face.
He told me, “Killaman” stepped outside, went to his car’s glove compartment and he knew what “Killaman” was reaching for. The driver told me he ran faster than lightning to reach the New Amsterdam stelling. “Killaman didn’t go in search of him because “Killaman” was feasting on the food and other pleasures at the rum shop.
A very reliable source told me that a close relative of the Champion of Dirt who is very powerful, went into GTV (before it was NCN), saw a female journalist and got one of the managers to summon her to his office at another location. In plain language he told her he wanted her and that there was a bright future for her at the television station. She exchanged sex for the bright future. I saw her the other day when I was making arrangements for the funeral of my mother-in-law. From the way she looked I don’t think the future turned out brightly.
Joseph O’Lall is dead and gone but he told me the story of a one of the powerful men in the PPP whom he accompanied to a large supermarket at the southern corner of Camp and Regent Streets which is now a huge high-rise shopping mall. The PPP monarch saw an attractive shop attendant and told the manager to bring her to him.
The manager complied and O’Lall told me the two went in a corner and he could only assume that an arranged meeting was made.
When Nandlall said his uncle wanted to “knock the thing,” the Freudian instinct was at work. When a government is tyrannical and invincible because a dead population allows it to become so powerful, the members of the cabal seriously believe that they could get away with the most horrible violation.
Nandlall at the Freudian level knew his uncle could get what he wants in Guyana. The troglodyte syndrome also takes in male demands for male lovers. “Read between the lines” as Nandlall would say.

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