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Anil always got a quarter

Nov 04, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

It is not what happens to you that determines how far you will go in life, it is how you handle what happens to you.
That is a lesson  Anil had to learn. He was a liar, then he tun a lawyer. He reach to Attorney General. That is far in life. He expect to reach high office like de President.
Dem boys seh that that is de highest can go because he always high. He like scotch and always got a quarter in he back pocket or he briefcase. Only Chamar does do things like that- not Chat-3.
He learn this quarter thing from de former AG. Every day he sit down, he alone, at Eccles stoplight wid he own glass and a quarter.
He never aspire to be President. But Anil got high hopes.
Dem boys want tell Anil that one quarter not enough to be President. And he not getting any more quarter. Rob de Earth already got three quarter in he pocket. He only got to get one more and Jagdeo keeping that one fuh he. Donald don’t like that.
Donald get de wuk because he use to walk wid four quarter—two in de front pocket and two in he back pocket. Now he got he security dem walking wid a large.
And is a good thing he only drinking by de quarter. Imagine one quarter and he telling people fuh get out of Kaieteur News because it is a dangerous place.
Well if he drink a half he would clear out Ohh Pee. A third quarter and de whole parliament gone. Well if he drink four quarter Guyana disappear and land in Venezuela.
And Rohee de GS, whatever that mean—goat sh** or gone stupid, seh that he like Anil. He like dem song wha de Waterfalls paper does got because dem does bring back memory.
He vex because he seh that de Waterfalls paper tek he song and spin dem pun Anil, Jagdeo and Donald. Well, dem boys seh that dem got a special song fuh he.
“You stubidy, you stubidy, you pagalee, you pagalee, Every time you see me you telling me you love me.  And dem boys ain’t got no name close to Kwame.
Talk half and tek a sip from Anil quarter.

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