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Dem gat three types of scamps

Oct 16, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Donald seh he know that dem gat three kind of people There are those that are scamps; those that aspire to be scamps; and those that mek demself an ass by being a scamp. Jagdeo in de first group, Anil in de second and guess who is de last one.
Dem boys hear that since Cee fuh Satar come back from SPANE, he extremely quiet. Nobody hearing a word. And what is even more strange de man ain’t jumping up, he not kicking floor and not knocking window.
Dem also hear that he stop reading he morning prayer at home. He don’t come out pun he verandah no more.
Dem boys hear that de day before he lef he give Cee fuh Ceelee instructions. He tell him to “loss away an officer in one of dem interior location.”
De Chapwoman tell dem boys that she hear when Cee fuh Ceelee tell Cee fuh Satar,”You create a monster; tame it youself.”
Cee fuh Satar was leffing de country de next day suh he couldn’t argue. He come back and like he get dumb. De boys not certain if is because he officers ignoring he or because he see heself alone pun a runaway train.
Dem boys seh that before all this trouble he announce wid pride to he padnahs in crime. “Remember that we are all in this thing together.” Well de sh*t hit de fan and he padnahs in crime rip out de brakes and jump off de runaway train wid he alone inside.
Dem boys hear that he padnahs now turn back pun him and seh that he got to go. Dem boys see de BBM message that seh suh. Dem also seh that he really put de party in a bad spotlight.
No politician like to have anything negative especially when election around de corner. So smell de coffee Cee fuh Satar. Pack you suitcase; don’t pack bags.
Talk half and nevah try to mek youself an ass.

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