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Cee fuh Satar carry his crooked spine to SPANE

Oct 05, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Cee fuh Chapwoman tell dem boys that Cee fuh Satar lef de country Saturday. She seh that he hear de Waterfalls boss man come in de country suh he decide fuh run out.
Dem had nuff laugh when he go fuh full out de immigration form. On de form wha ask he fuh he destination he put SPANE.
De officer blink nuff time and carry de form to de room at the back to she boss. She ask she boss if is a new country that she don’t know about.
When she come back and ask Cee fuh Satar wheh SPANE deh he cuss and ask she if she is a dunce.
She then turn and tell he that if she is a dunce he got to be an idiot or a jackass because that’s not how you spell the country.
She ask he why he going to Spain and he seh that he going to correct his crooked spine.
“What happen to it?”
“De lash wha de Waterfalls paper put pun me mek me jump up and down pun me desk, me table and even off me verandah and mess up me spine.”
De immigration officer down she head and laugh and then she ask, “Who is footing this bill?”
“Bibi from the Health Ministry.”
“Who authorize Bibi?”
He seh that dem two man who put he in all this trouble.
“Which two?”
“De people who in this thing together wid me.”
“After surgery you going back to the work?”
“If Donald still keep de job fuh me. Dem done give me all meh benefits already.”
Dem boys seh that he was a dunce since he small. He and Enrico been in de same class and Enrico tell dem boys some li’l days story.
TEACHER: Satar, Why are you late?
SATAR: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: Satar, why are you doing your Maths multiplication on the floor?
SATAR: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Satar, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
SATAR: B-H-A-R-A-T
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
SATAR: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Satar, name one jackass we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
SATAR: Me!
TEACHER: Satar not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Glen, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Glen: Because Satar still had the axe in his hand…..
TEACHER: Satar, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer listening?
SATAR: Me. A CG.
Talk half and seh a prayer fuh he spine in SPANE.

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