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Put Cee fuh Satar fuh deal wid dem Ebola people

Oct 02, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Jagdeo like to fly. He fly so much that he got more frequent flyer miles than dem got destinations fuh he go. De last time, he ask Delta to use up all he miles in one trip and Delta seh that dem can’t reach de moon.
Jagdeo get vex and stop dem from flying to Guyana.  Dem boys seh that he then tell Robeson, de Hammah Man, to find somewhere that he could fly far. That is how de man who facing jail term in Uncle Sam bring in Easy Come Easy Go, that is now Easy Come Easy Gone.
When Delta was here de man who look like de devil was getting frequent flyer miles. When he bring Easy Come Easy Go he was getting free flying miles.
When Sunny Boy get lock up he and Jagdeo get freeness of bowels. That is why he, Jagdeo, had to get de sturdy plug plus he had to hire a private jet to fly out. Dem boys seh that dem realize that Jagdeo can’t get no more frequent flyer miles or free miles suh he and de Hammah Man come up wid a different plan.
De Hammah Man tell he that Africa is de answer to all he problems. Guyana gun get nuff tourists and adequate plug. De same time a Chinee man was passing through de region waving billions of dollars in de region for investments.  Dem grab fuh build a fancy airport.
When dem boys question Jagdeo and de Hammah Man about de money dem spending pun de new airport, dem seh dem eyeing black people from Africa.
Well dem boys know that dem eye Africa. Seeing that dem love Africa dem boys want dem to be immigration officers. Jagdeo must be de Chief Immigration Officer and de Deputy Chief must be de Hammah Man.
Cee fuh Satar must be de front man in Customs and he Deputy must be Cee fuh Seelee.
De Fat Crook must be de Red Cap baggage handler. All of dem must be de first to face Ebola. And when dem get de killer disease, dem Boys hope and pray that Bobby keep dem in drugs warehouse in de Santa Complex wha he get fuh next to nutten.
Talk half and watch how Ebola hanging over dem head.

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