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Guyana tek all de stupidness

Sep 28, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

When stupidness did sharing Guyanese tek all. This country got people who does walk in de middle of de road and tell drivers fuh knock dem down. It got Ministers who was more poor than a church mouse when de president swear dem in and within a year dem more rich than de richest businessman.
This country also got people who does travel pun de river like if dem deh pun de road. Dem don’t slow down when dem approaching a turn and de next thing is a big crash up and people dead, de boat dem bruck up and de captain blaming one another.
Dem boys wake up de other day and dem see stupidness at its highest. A man vex wid a woman and he hire a man fuh kill she.  He pay de man wid a snow-cone.  This is wuss than de man who pay a man four dollar fuh kill he brother. De man kill de brother and all of dem woulda walk free if only de man who do de hiring did pay de man.
Is stupidness does mek dem police set up road block and rob people. Imagine is a time de very police does lock up people fuh doing stupidness suh dem boys want to know why dem does do stupidness.  Bobby get de contract fuh supply all de drugs that Guyana could get. Luncheon couldn’t wait fuh de people who give de contract fuh mek de announcement. He jump and talk first. People sue de government and dem now pulling Bobby contract.
Sam do nuff stupidness too. He wait till Donald lef to go to de United nations before he perform. De Chinee people had a big function at de Embassy behind de Gardens. People dress up and go to de function wheh dem mek speech.
Dem boys still smiling because Sam dress up like a Chinee emperor and de Chinee ambassador wear he suit and tie.  Sam was more Chinee than dew Chinee ambassador and if that ain’t stupidness. Dem had another piece of stupidness but dem boys gun talk bout that later. Imagine a court telling dem that dem can’t talk bout de man who like dig shit pun people.
Well dem boys going to court fuh an injunction to stop all injunctions. If that ain’t wuk then Guyana deh pun more stupidness.
Talk half and wait fuh all de stupidness.

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