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Dem texting instead of sending e-mail

Sep 24, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

When people get ketch thiefing and you watch dem face you can see de shame and de confusion.  Some people does wish de floor can open up fuh dem. De man who like dig shit pun people get ketch wid he pants down and he can’t sit down.
He go in de office and he lock he door. Then he sit down and watch all de security cameras. After couple minutes he get up and stand up by de window and looking out. Dem boys seh that at one stage people believe that he was looking to see when Uncle Glenn coming.  He was de one who was dancing all de time. He talk fat and he boast how he got sword over people head.
De Waterfalls paper pull de stage from under he foot and all of a sudden he mouth lock up wheh de smart fly end up. This was de same man who get Jagdeo and Anil fuh promise fuh defend him. Dem boys hear when Anil tell de man who like dig shit pun people that, “I will defend you; I got your back but I not so sure about your front.”
De shit man didn’t too like that, but he seh that half a loaf better than none and if he ain’t get mammy he gun suck granny. That is why he buy a smart phone suh he can send text message. He practice and wid love in he heart he send a text message to Anil and that is how dem start to correspond by phone.
Dem was padnah in crime. De man who like dig shit is a romantic guy but Anil is a no-nonsense fella. That is why people seh that opposites attract.
De shit man is one who don’t drink alcohol, suh some days he does go out and meet Anil fuh coffee. At least he does drink coffee.
But he really like he friend and he get to like texting suh he send a nice message to Anil. “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you buddy. Remember we are in this thing together. Boss man, we all in this thing together.”
Anil text back to his friend, “I’m on the toilet.  Wha you want me send?   Please advise!
Talk half and enjoy de texting

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