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Dem boys seh…Brazzy suit can mek bed sheet fuh Dharm Shala

Jul 30, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Brazzy, that fat crook, think that dem boys is li’l babies. He trying fuh put pacifier in dem mouth by filing not one, not two, but 13 lawsuit against dem.
Dem boys get frighten when dem see so much. Dem never hear, much less see so much lawsuit in dem life. If that was 13 of Brazzy suit wha he does wear, dem boys would at least been happy, because dem woulda send dem to de Dharm Shala. Dem suit woulda mek nice bed sheet wid that size wha Brazzy got.
De time he tek fuh sue dem boys he shoulda been exercising fuh lose some weight and look li’l good.
He got fuh exercise and de court action guh mek he exercise. He might run up and down de court step, but dem boys hope that he don’t run out de court and lef he lawsuit like how Jagdeo run and lef he own.
If he don’t plan to run up and down de court step, dem boys got a simple exercise to mek him a fine crook.
He got to begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where he have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, he got to extend he arms straight out from he sides and hold them there as long as possible. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day he will find that he can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, he gun move up to 10-lb potato bags. Then he gun try 50-lb bags and eventually try to get to where he can lift a100-lb bag in each hand and hold he arms straight for more than a full minute. (Dem boys at this level).
When he feel confident at this level, then he got to put a potato in each bag.
He accustom to putting thing in bag and this would be nothing strange to that fat crook.
The most wasted of all days is one without laugh. Brazzy spend many wasted days because he wasn’t laughing when dem boys talk. He sue and he still not laughing.
Talk half and help that fat crook fuh laugh.

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