Some jackass leading us

Jul 26, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

People does get de leaders dem deserve. Everybody know wha we got in government. Dem leaders come from de Pee Pee Pee.
PNC got dem congress this weekend and dem boys want to tell de voters please pick de person who qualify and not just de person who dem think qualify.
Right in de US some people got leaders who just as stupid as dem wha we got in Guyana.
A Miami ‘airport ticket agent’ provide nuff examples. He talk bout a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) who ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)
A Kansas Congressman’s (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), wanted to go to Cape Town. De man explain the length of the flight and the passport information. Bauleke interrupted with, “I’m not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts …”
Without trying to make him look stupid, the ticket agent calmly explained, “Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Cape Town is in South Africa …” His response — click.
He got a call from a lawmaker’s wife (Landra Reid) who asked, “Is it possible to see England from Canada ?”
He seh, “No.”
She said, “But they look so close on the map.” (OMG, again!)
An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m. and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.
De man explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she couldn’t understand the concept of time zones. Finally, he told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that.
A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, “Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?” The agent seh, “No . . . why do you ask?”
He replied, “Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I’m overweight. I think that’s very rude!”
After putting him on hold for a minute, while the agent looked into it, (he was dying laughing). He come back and explain de city code for Fresno, California is (FAT – Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage.
I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright from Alaska who asked, “How do I know which plane to get on?”
The agent asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, “I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.”
12. A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, “I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York.”
I was at a loss for words. Finally, de agent seh, “Are you sure that’s the name of the town?”
“Yes, what flights do you have?”, replied the man.
After some searching, de agent came back with, “I’m sorry, sir, I’ve looked up every airport code in the country and can’t find a Rhino anywhere.”
The man retorted, “Oh, don’t be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!”
So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, “You don’t mean Buffalo, do you?”
The reply? ”Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.”
Now you know why the Government is in the shape it’s in! Guyana ain’t no different wid de leaders we have.
Talk half and vote fuh proppa leaders.