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Dem boys seh…Today fuh Jagdeo, tomorrow fuh he ass

Jul 17, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Old people got a message fuh Jagdeo, that fat crook, Brazzy, Bobby, Boyah and de rest of de Bees that life is like a jar of peppers. What you do today will bun you ass tomorrow.
Nuff of dem ass bunning and some of dem ass got to bun more and for a very, very long time. Dem life is not a jar of peeper, some is like a barrel; some like a 1000-gallon drum and people like Jagdeo, Bobby and Brazzy dem life is a whole pepper field.
De few not so bad ones who always like to keep away from de scampish set does eat pepper too. But de pepper wha dem does live wid does only bun dem eyes and put dem fuh sleep.
That does always happen to Sam. It happen to Sam since he young. People use to see he sleeping all over de place. He go to wedding house and sleep. Not even de loud music can keep he eye open. That is how people call he Sam Blinds. And dem never know was de pepper Sam eating does put he to sleep.
Monday he eat wiri wiri pepper and guh to de opening of de fancy lab dem mek fuh police ketch criminals. He Sam sit down in de front seat wid de Hanah Rebel Nandalall, de Police Bass, Rohee and some other people.
Luncheon was mekking de main speech. Sam drop to sleep as soon as he start. Suddenly Sam wake up and start fuh clap. De reportahs feel embarrass. Some didn’t know whether fuh laugh or fuh hide dem face.
One of dem seh that Sam was dreaming, and in de dream he think Luncheon done talk suh he decide fuh clap. De clap mek Luncheon jump and he watch Sam wid a cross eye. But when Sam see Luncheon still talking, he suck he teeth, bend he head and go back to sleep.
Dem boys seh de first sleep he mek was de pepper. De second bend head was old age. Rob de Earth tell dem boys recently, dem mustn’t worry bout old age. It doesn’t last lang.
Is a message he sending to Donald because he got he eye pun de presidency.
Talk half and invite Sam to sleep.

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