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Dem boys seh…Die-na-mik is a crass

Jul 09, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

A man wha dem boy know very well been pun he sick bed and he wife sit down near to he. He tun to she and seh girl you been wid me when me climb de ladder and it fall pun me. You been walking wid me pun Regent Street when de motorbike man bruck me hand.
And you been by me side when dem bandits attack and shoot me in me groin and carry me gold chain and $20.
Every time me go to de hospital you always deh by me side. Now me sick and deh in hospital and can’t move and you still deh by me side. You know wha me begin to think now darling? Is that you is de cross in me life.
De next day he dead and doctor find out that is poison kill him.
Dem boys know another man name Sonny who start out Easy Come, Easy Gone (EZJet).  Die-na-mik Airways plane been wid he by he side when he start de first flight to Guyana from New York. Dem been wid he when he fly he first flight to Canada.
Dem been wid he throughout de good times and de bad times. Dem been by he side when de FBI couldn’t find he. Sonny was going everywhere Die-na-mik go. That is how much dem never lef each other.
Just like de man who believe that he wife was a crass, Die-na-mik believe that Sonny was de crass and decide to throw he out de cockpit and de FBI arrest him. Now Sonny sitting in jail, alone.
Gerry, another crass, believe that Sonny was de crass, suh he go and tie bundle wid that same Die-na-mik. He like Sonny also never lef Die-na-mik alone.
From de time it lift off wid Gerry it landing all over de place. It suppose to land in de Big Apple but it land in South Beach, Miami.
Dem passenger claim how dem ain’t walk wid swimsuit.
De next flight land in Atlantic City and dem passenger ask if Gerry carry dem fuh rob dem in de casino. Then dem land in Connecticut.
Dem boys seh that de way dem operating airline business dem gun land in Puerto Rice and put de passenger pun a boat and tell dem find dem way home.
Now Die-na-mik realize that Gerry deh pun de same S&#%T wha Sonny been pun. But dem boys believe that Die-na-mik is de crass. Dem get ban from Brazil.
Gerry, Sonny and Manny ain’t had nutten to do wid that. Not even Bobby who don’t miss nutten except de court case.
Talk half and Gerry must refund de people ticket money.

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