Dem boys seh...Donald can sing fuh de dinner

Dem boys seh…Donald can sing fuh de dinner

Jun 25, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

When dem boys was in nursery school, dem had a rhyme that talk about a boy who use to sing for he supper. Dem had other people who try and end up hungry because dem couldn’t sing. But Donald is a different kettle of fish.
As a li’l boy he had to sing fuh he supper and today he got to sing fuh drinks. Every bar he go to he does end up singing and de people does give he drinks.
Sonu Nigam come to Guyana all de way from India because he hear bout Donald. He had to get a chance fuh sing wid Donald. Dem sing some song bout somebody rat.
At first Bharrat heart flutter because dem was singing bout he because he couldn’t hear de words; all he was hearing was de rat. Anyhow, Donald does tek he joke too far.
Dem boys hear that when he listen to de Punch girl de other night and hear all de applause she get he decide that he going and sing pun de same TV show.
He ain’t de only one who does sing fuh drinks and things like that. Ramson does sing too. De other night he and Donald had a sing off. Is a pity that Brazzy limit de audience.
He didn’t had too much people in he bar because he didn’t want to run out of stocks. He is a man does buy limited stocks and want to entertain all of Bharrat’s friends.
And while Donald having fun, Ash Knee busy trying fuh tell anybody who want to listen that he got a right to spend money.
He claim how he in charge of de Contingencies Fund. Dem boys seh that he really think that is he salary and that he can spend it as he like.
Well dem boys got plans fuh he. Dem intend to see that he answer fuh he deeds just like how dem thieves does answer when dem end up in front of a magistrate.
And as a distraction he got de one jailbird telling some Nancy story.
Imagine this man claim how Balram Persaud was he master in de police force. This time poor Balram was a high school boy.
Talk half and form a choir wid Donald.