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Dem boys seh…Donald jook Peeping Tom in ee eye

Jun 12, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Donald jook Peeping Tom in ee brain de other night but before that Brazzy, de fat crook had to throw something in ee eye.
Peeper put ee finger pun ee computer keyboard and is then dem boys realize that ee got Parkinson’s disease. That disease does got you shaking you head, you waist, you tongue, you hand plus wink you eye. Dem boys see signs of that in some of de Bees, even to Uncle Adam and Uncle Glenn.
However Uncle Glenn and Uncle Adam wouldn’t go pass de stage dem deh at but dem boys sure that de rest of dem gun be like Ronald Reagan, especially de Rat, Babita, Boyah and de Brians.
Dem boys wish that Peeping Tom own don’t progress too.  Peeper wake up de other day and ee had a seizure; ee brain clog up. Ee mix up a four-wheel drive vehicle wid de Jagdeo accounting system.
Ee seh that plenty people does buy vehicle wid four-wheel drive and don’t use de four wheel. That was ee argument fuh justify why Jagdeo buy seven modules fuh account fuh de taxpayers money, and only use five. Ee lef out de two most important ones fuh capture de money that going out. And that was ok wid de Peeper.
Dem boys want tell de Peeper that not even a mad man or a man wid li’l bit brain in he belly gun spend thousands of US dollars extra pun a four-wheel drive pick-up when he know that he have no need fuh de four-wheel drive.
But in this case dem got need fuh de two programmes; dem spend millions to buy it and didn’t install it.
That had to tell you something, Peeper. Yuh argument don’t hold water. It like some old man who can’t keep in ee pee. Like de Pee Pee Pee drunk de Peeper de night when he write de column.
De same people who drunk Peeping Tom call dem boys fuh tell dem that Brazzy going pun Hen See Hen TV fuh talk bout de Marriott.
Dem boys call Hen See Hen fuh confirm and Knee Ass seh is true. Everybody get ready fuh go to Hen See Hen fuh this press conference. Chris Ram, Goolsarran, Harmon, de Waterfalls Paper, de Big Market paper get ready fuh guh. Hard Times and de Chronic wha nobody does read did know was a bluff and laugh.
Just before seven when dem boys ready to roll to Hen See Hen, Knee Ass call and tell dem is not a press conference, is a taped conference that will be aired at seven because Brazzy can’t answer any question pun anything.
Seven come and dem boys flock de TV and sit down wid tape recorder.  Hen See Hen call again and seh that Knee Ass seh that Brazzy run and hide, that he gun talk to de nation later today.
Talk half; wait and see how lang Brazzy gun run and hide.

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